The Man Who’s Never Watched TV – No, Not Even the News!

A man who's never watched TV prompted me to ask one profound question, "Who would YOU be without the influence of TV?"

“Who the hell is that?” a friend of mine whispered.

“He looks like a freak!” another friend said in between giggles.

I followed their gaze to see who they were gossiping about, prepared to have a good chuckle of my own, but when I spotted the victim of my friends’ vicious comments, my eyes widened in surprise – I knew exactly who he was.

He wore a bright purple top hat, à la Willy Wonka, except it had a saffron-colored feather on it. His dark black curly locks, which dusted his shoulders, sharply contrasted his translucent skin. He wore an orange knit sweater that matched his hat’s feather and tight purple pants that seemed to restrict his legs’ freedom.

Clink, clink, clink.

That was the sound his black leather boots made as its loose buckles thumped against its metal features.

I’ve never seen anyone dressed like him. No one did. But I have met the person wearing this eccentric, traffic-stopping fashion.

I, at the time, was too embarrassed to admit I knew him. But I didn’t think he was a freak.

My thoughts flashed back to eighth grade when top-hat guy, let’s call him Dylan, shocked the whole class with a surprising revelation – and yes, for clarification, we did attend the same private grade school for eight long years. That’s how I know him.

Our religion teacher, a surly nun that no one – and I mean no one (not even the other teachers) – liked gave us an assignment that prompted us to watch the local news, find a virtuous story that reminds us that “there’s still good in the world,” and report it back to the class.

The class nodded – watching TV for homework seemed easy enough. But there was one classmate of mine who wore a troubled expression.

Dylan raised his hand.

“Yes?” the nun said to Dylan.

“I-I don’t think I can do the assignment.”

The nun frowned. “Why not?”

My classmates curiously stared at Dylan, waiting for an answer.

Dylan’s eyes dropped down to his desk. “I … ”

“Spit it out Dylan,” The surly, impatient nun said.

“I’m not allowed to watch TV.”

The whole class gasped. What did he mean he wasn’t allowed to watch TV? Not even Fear Factor?! Friends?! Did he know that Joe Rogan was friggin’ awesome? Did he even know what a Chandler was?

Though those shows were “all the rage” back then, his answer to those aforementioned questions was a shocking no.

“Well, why not?” the frustrated nun shot back, asking the same question we were all wondering.

“She says that TV is full brainwashing that’s far too corruptive for an impressionable mind like mine,” Dylan replied.

We all knew Dylan’s mom. She worked as an English teacher in our school – she instructed us to read everything from Shakespeare sonnets and Robert Frost poems to The Giver and Bridge to Terabithia. She made us watch old-school musicals such as My Fair Lady, The Music Man, and South Pacific.

We all loved her – she’d whisk us away from geometry and biology to expose us to film masterpieces. She had the graceful, angelic aura of an old-Hollywood musical lead actress – she had a personality that mirrored Maria from The Sound of Music, and she looked like her, too.

There was no doubt in my mind that Dylan’s mom – our English teacher – made sure her son was cultured with time-honored movies and literature.

“Well, it’s just the news! Surely your mother could let you watch the news, no?” The nun told Dylan.

“I’m not even allowed to watch the news,” Dylan replied sheepishly.

The class gasped again.

The surly nun sighed and changed the assignment to a prompt that everyone could do – Dylan included.

So here’s the thing – back in the day, we all wore school uniforms so I never saw any of my classmates’ fashion styles, let alone Dylan’s.

But at that time, outside of private school, I saw boys draping themselves in FUBU, Sean John, and Rocawear while girls sashayed in Juicy Couture, Von Dutch, and Hollister.

Our brains were all melting while watching MTV shows like Punk’d, TRL, and Cribs, and we were all subliminally told how we should talk, walk, and dress. We were all clones birthed by “Mama MTV.” In our desire to win “cool points” and validation from our peers, we drank in all the imagery we saw glaring on our TV screens and regurgitated it back out as our “own” shopping selections when we were at the mall.

But not Dylan. His mother banned TV, except for using it as a tool for watching old VHS tapes. Dylan’s only source of entertainment were trips to Broadway spectaculars like Wicked.

Fast forward to the present, and while my friends can only see a “freak”, I see a nonconformist who’s managed to evade the media’s influence to become his true, unadulterated, individual self – purple top hat and all.

But of course, there are cons. Curious about Dylan, I asked a mutual friend, Nina, about him. “He’s annoyingly out of touch with pop culture, politics, and current events,” Nina told me. “But he’s a film and literary genius.”

While my friends continued to chuckle at Dylan as he walked down the block, I looked at my friends’ outfits, and they both wore jeans that ripped at the knees and similar lace-up boots.

I looked down at my own outfit – an embarrassingly similar ensemble as well.

I asked myself one profound question: “If we never watched a single show on TV, if we never bombarded ourselves with YouTube and Instagram imagery – if we were completely devoid of media – what would we really look like?”

Would I be wearing a tutu with thigh-high boots or somethin’?

You never got the chance to cultivate your own style. You think you did. But look around – most of us have similar fashion. Even if you think you’re “different” ’cause you subscribe to some “subculture” like K-pop fashion or somethin’, there are still millions of others – just like you – who were hypnotized by the same media niche.

No one, on the other hand, looks like Dylan.

That being said, I leave you with this thought-provoking question:

Is it Dylan who’s the freak – the uniquely styled individualist who evaded the perils of corruptive television – or it us, the clones shaped by our media’s subliminal messages, who are the true freaks?

Who would you be, dear reader, if you weren’t blitzed with visual stimuli that invaded your subconscious to tell you how you should walk, talk, and dress? What would your raw, unadulterated, pure self look truly look like?

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